20 People Who F**cked Around And Found Out.

They had to learn a lesson the hard way.

Published 1 year ago in Facepalm

They had to learn a lesson the hard way.

1
Putting a 9V battery on your braces is not a great idea. It melts the rubber bands and you have to explain it to the orthodontist.

3
I was late for work and starving. The chicken I pulled from the fridge for a quick dinner smelled a little weird. But it was organic and I had roasted it myself, so it must be fine. So very f*****g wrong. 18 hours of pure hell. I would have gone to the hospital but I literally couldn’t get off my bathroom floor. Fainted twice and ended up with a black eye from hitting my head on the toilet. When in doubt, throw it out.
4
As a young girl, I used to kick boys in the shins when they annoyed me. One finally kicked me back. That s**t hurt more than I expected, and I stopped kicking the boys.

5
Brake checked a tailgating jerk. He flew around me and slammed the brakes with no intention of letting off. Should have known better since he had an old beater and I had a fairly new car. 6500 dollar lesson to just let things go.
6
I once thought I could easily handle spicy food, so I challenged my friend to a hot wing eating contest. Turns out, my tolerance wasn't as high as I thought, and I spent the rest of the night regretting my decision in the bathroom. Lesson learned: don't underestimate the power of spicy food!
7
If you throw rocks at chickens and laugh at the angry rooster, the rooster will find a way through the fence to hunt your a*s down.

8
I discovered that procrastination doesn't make problems disappear; it just delays the inevitable and often makes them worse.
9
Don’t mouth off to the judge or he will throw the book at you….
10
Skateboarding is not easy, not at 40 anyhow.

11
During a fight someone announced to me they were an expert in Kickboxing. 'Course you f*****g are' was my sarcastic reply *Narrators voice "they were an expert."* He beat me into the ER.
12
I physically grabbed and lifted my dog out of a fight with another dog and he bit me
13
Ignoring my medical problem didn’t make it go away lol.

14
My uncle once f****d around with a raccoon and found out
15
Decided at the tender age of 8 or 9 that I was immune to poison ivy, since I spent quite large amounts of time outside and had never once gotten a rash from it. Since I was a born scientist, apparently, I decided to test this...by rubbing egregious amounts of the plant all over my upper body. Needless to say, I was not immune. In the slightest.
16
Kept pushing back for my wisdom teeth removal (not putting money aside for it) and lo and behold, the pain went from 0 to 100 quickly and I finally took them out. Thankfully the rest of my teeth are fine and happy :)

17
Drank for too many years. Went from Fun Bobby to Mean Bobby. Stayed as Mean Bobby for way too long. Sober now, getting on ten years. There’s still a path of destruction behind me, but the new path has been very good for me.
18
Gave a hitchhiker a ride. He thanked me for my kindness while attempting to steal my medication out of my purse.
19
When the infected tooth is on a Saturday, and the dentist opens on Monday, and you're at urgent care on Sunday asking for painkillers because holy s**t it hurts, and they offer you antibiotics, say yes. I said no, and wound up with IV antibiotics three days later.